pizza: *uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*
sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
sarlaccvagina: petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
ham-and-pineapple: pizza: mozzarella-cheese: Fun fact: Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top. Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx ahh shit well this is awkward
It’s times like these I wish you were still my friend.
barackalicious: jimbertimber: theres a Meme Page in the yearbook our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
scenicsolitude: orlopzi: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them? How stoned are you right now? He’s not until someone touches him Its ok I get hard when I’m touched too
fake-mermaid: how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago